In another post I wrote about my fears of Zika, dengue and chikungunya, and how I planned to protect myself from mosquitos. But we have seen exactly one mosquito since we arrived in the Bahamas and we killed it! (You’re welcome!) The no see ums, however, have a bigger bite.
It makes you crazy at first because you can’t see um! Although they are only a bother when there is no wind, no see um bites make some people itch like craaazzy! That’s me! Albert is not bothered in the slightest.
Deet didn’t seem to work, but I found this awesome sunscreen, in a gallon size jug, which is non toxic to coral reefs, that works like sticky paper. I lather it on, I don’t burn and the no see ums get gooped up in it and can’t bite. It’s a little messy but hey, we don’t care. Coconut oil also worked, and the husband didn’t mind me lathering myself up that at all! Long sleeve pants and shirts and socks, hats, closing the screens carefully on windless days also worked great. On hot still nights, I walk around and look at the windows just before sunset. Any bugs which sneek in congregate inside the screens and windows near sunset. I spray windex on them which kills them dead, and makes me feel weird about Windex.
I also brought a tube of topical Benadryl that really stopped the itching, and cortisone cream also worked. You definitely don’t want to scratch because scratching makes it worse. If you don’t itch, the bites go away in 24 hours.
I kill bugs with Windex because it rhymes with insex and stand with other windexuals in saying that you need not feel weird in the realization, oh in realizing, that you’re one of us. That you were born this way. So grip your blue plastic chigger-trigger handle with pride and remember: It’s better in the Bahamas because you’re always one bleat away from Hamas. (Ba!;-)
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